i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Randomize
