Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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