is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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