that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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