all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
as a side note pls kill me
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