what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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