But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
