I want to walk on stilts...naked
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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