she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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