What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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