Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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