I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I AM VODKA MAN
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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