if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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