Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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