if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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