In America we eat man semen.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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