And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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