he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
