If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
wow bdsm is so cute
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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