HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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