do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
