saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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