I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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