Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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