Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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