I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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