I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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