i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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