My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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