Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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