I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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