Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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