it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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