Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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