saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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