So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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