he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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