Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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