I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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