It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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