let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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