You can't special order awesome
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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