Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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