is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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