There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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