You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
this will be a night to untag.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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