D3 body, D1 cock
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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