dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I cut my penus on the lid.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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