This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Pants are for mortals
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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