YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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