if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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