I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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