Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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