Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize