Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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