So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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